this post was submitted on 09 Nov 2023
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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Alright, I got a cow, but now there's this asshole lurking about going on about "magic beans".

The cows doing nothing. She's staring at him while she chews cud. What do I do? Can I stab him? She seems like a good cow, I don't see a need to trade her for some beans, but he refuses to leave.