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[–] BenPranklin 27 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (13 children)

Yeah if this is real then to my reading this is some high effort, high quality banter. They had to carve this into a piece of wood, find this guys house, and then drive it over. That's the sort of prank that's done amongst friends thats fondly reminisced about for literally decades. They basically hand delivered this guy a personalized invitation to come hang out more.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (4 children)

Exactly! That situation invites op to say something like "if that's nothing show me what you got" and then do their best to act like it's nothing no matter how hot whatever they give you is. Whether they can handle it or not i'm sure it could be a bonding experience, unless the club actually are bullies

edit: actually don't do that, see one of the replies to this

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Nothing like a manliness competition to bro up!

That just makes them sound even douchier to me.

[–] BenPranklin 1 points 1 year ago

A manliness competition? Its a hot sauce social group, you can't actually be surprised that such a group would try to outdo each other with heat tolerance.

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