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You're going to drive to buy illegal drugs, and you don't put your seat belt on, so now some cop has cause to pull you over, what if he's doing it on the way back? Fucking idiot.
Even that's not foolproof. My wife and I were once pulled over in her car while driving home late at night from an out-of-state event, by some podunk South Carolina cop for having a light that "wasn't as bright as it should be." Spoiler alert: there wasn't a damn thing wrong with it.
Because I (a white guy) was in the car with her, nothing happened and we were shortly sent on our way, but part of me wonders if that would've been the case if she (a black woman) had been alone.
I once got pulled over because my "driver's side tires touched the center line around that corner." But I kept my mouth shut because I had just passed a speed limit sign without having completely slowed down so I was technically still doing 30mph over the limit when I got pulled over. Pretty sure the cop knew that and just didn't want to ticket me. It was 1AM so I'm pretty sure he was just fishing for drunks so when he found out I wasn't drunk ~~and that I'm white~~ he just let me go.