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Anon discovers the secret to staying thin (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 8 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 8 months ago (3 children)

That’s when you use your evolved prefrontal cortex and stop eating the fried chicken anyway because you’ve already had three pieces.

[–] Cookiesandcreamclouds 1 points 8 months ago (2 children)

But but you don't understand!!! The evil food scientists make it so that the taste is completely Irresistible to the fattest of people. /s

Yup. Just because you CAN eat 10 cookies does not mean you should.

[–] Crazypartypony 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Food addiction and other types of eating disorders are a thing. Your comment is pretty insensitive.

[–] Cookiesandcreamclouds 4 points 8 months ago

Yeah, I'm aware- because if I didn't recover from mine I was going to die.