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[โ€“] OneOrTheOtherDontAskMe 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

They had to surgically bypass his butthole, would have caused too severe damage and our plastic surgery hasn't gotten buttholes down just yet. They installed a sting from his upper intestine directly to a lead-reinforced toulet.

[โ€“] KidsTryThisAtHome 0 points 1 year ago

Had me in the first half, not gonna lie