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Do not touch the legacy runes. (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 year ago by simple to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (12 children)

One of the things I like about programming is it feels like legit magic. You infuse a lightning stone with words of power that bend its mind to your will.

One must be cautious. The stone will do what is asked of it. Exactly what is asked of it. Ask carefully.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

We conjure the spirits of the computer with our spells

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