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submitted 1 year ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 262 points 1 year ago (23 children)

Me: I need a trumpet, a xylophone, full drum kit, an electric guitar, a full PA system and a grand piano for my jazz show

Yamaha: I got you

Me: I also need a motorcycle to get there and a set of golf clubs for Sunday

Yamaha: I gotchu there too

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I saw a Samsung excavator the other day

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Samsung also makes military vehicles.

[–] avapa 6 points 1 year ago

And they built the Burj Khalifa!

[–] _thebrain_ 6 points 1 year ago

Samsung excavator = Volvo excavator. Samsung is just relabeling the Volvos.

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