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[–] [email protected] 40 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (10 children)

Had a guy losing his fucking mind behind me in bumper to bumper traffic. I always like to keep about 1.5ish vehicle length (obviously not a real metric, just a guess) between me and the person in front in case people need to switch lanes or if I'm hit from behind.

When I say the guy behind me was mad, he was fucking LOSING it. He was screaming, he was flailing his arms, he was beating on his steering wheel, he was honking a shit ton.

He eventually just cut the lane beside me and the person next to me, just to get into the 30 feet of empty space in dead slow traffic. No idea why he thought this would somehow make any difference.

I honked at him several times just to fuck with him

[–] kite 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

My father taught me to leave enough space in front of me in case of being hit, but also in case I need to get out of the line for some reason. I've had to get out of line a number of times over the years due to accidents. I have 3 routes I can take to get to work, so once I realize there's an accident I can just turn around and go another way. Works out well, but sure does piss off people behind me sometimes.

[–] Zehzin 1 points 1 year ago

Most importantly, you need enough space to account for your reaction speed + the time your vehicle takes to brake. On slow traffic that's one or two cars but as you approach highway speeds it's like 15, which no one observes. And higher during snow or rain.

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