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Show your rubber duck debugging ducks (feddit.de)

submitted 1 year ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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A blue rubberduck with an Australian flag and the text Australia printed on it, positioned on a white cup

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[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I was using a nice firefighter duck named Cleo, but he was underperforming so he had to be let go. Now I have Rufus:

I was afraid a mouse wouldn't be able to do a duck's job, but he threatened to sue so I had to give him a shot. Glad I did, he's proven as capable as any duck I've known.

[–] cypherix93 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

How many ducks have you known, personally?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Enough.