this post was submitted on 02 Mar 2025
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Wait, we're discussing the wrong thing entirely.
This woman took the bus for a one mile hike while she was in college? Like, in her twenties she looked at the prospect of walking for just over a kilometer and a half, a distance you can apparently cover by bike faster than by bus, and she went "nah, I need mechanical help for that".
This happened in the US, didn't it?
To be clear, this did not happen at all
Oh, you go around telling kids about the tooth fairy, too? Get in the spirit.
How about you get in the spirit of doing your chemistry homework instead of posting on lemmy
Oh, man, the last time I had some of that was in 1997. I'd trade you posting on Lemmy for another go at that.
In 1997. Screw being a teenager in the 21st century.
Screw existing in the 21st century
Fair point. But hey, at least I have less of it to go and better social security.
Oh man, would I love to take back my MLL knowledge and build an AI to farm bitcoins for me.
Man, I still regret not getting in on it in the begining when you could mine with consumer hardware you weren't using. Back when it was almost entirely hypothetical and nowhere accepted them for anything. People treating them like play money and "tipping" posts on reddit.
So they casually tipped with something worth a mill. Funny thing, I did get into minning, and earned 0.000003 Bitcoins before thinking it's stupid af, would cost more in bills, and quit
And also somehow anon was a gay man.
It could have. Greentext doesn't have to be fake either
Right in theory that could possibly happen
But it's 4chan Greentexts let's be honest hahaha