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Anon envies the boomers (sh.itjust.works)

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[–] [email protected] 56 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (16 children)

Conan O'Brian meeting his wife:

https://people.com/tv/who-is-conan-obrien-liza-powel-obrien-wife/

"Then I left the room after this 20-minute conversation with only her. " After joking about having kids together during this initial conversation, the two exchanged information and began dating. In January 2002, the couple tied the knot.

So it happens, it just helps if you're tall and ginger.

[–] Superheavy 43 points 1 week ago (15 children)

Step 1) don't be ugly

Step 2) see step 1

[–] edwardbear 2 points 1 week ago

i’m a 4 on a good day. Only dated once, she broke up with me, so I kinda accepted that I’m just not meant to have a partner.

1 year later I met a nice lady at a birthday party I wasn’t exactly invited to, we talked, yaddayadda, 12 years later we are still together.

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