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[–] SallyTAB 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Man, we’ll use any measurement system to avoid using metric…

[–] inziontruffaut 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yeah I get it 84 orcas but how much in bananas?

[–] SallyTAB 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

An average orca weights 6600 to 8800 pounds. Using 7700 pounds as the weight of our orca to bananafy, at 3 bananas per pound = 23,100 bananas per orca.

So the asteroid is 1,940,400 bananas.