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[–] sumguyonline -1 points 1 week ago (9 children)

When I had digestive issues, I was a shy pooper, and just the thought of a stranger lady, let alone a stranger dude making eye contact thru the stall gap was... Unpleasant. Now that I learned very simple exercises to push the poop thru the intestines, and I drop human scat that could choke an anaconda. You are all welcome to bask in my glory in a unisex bathroom if that is truly what you wish.

[–] surewhynotlem 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

There's only really two things I want in life now.

Bathroom stalls that you can't see in.

And to be an anaconda.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

But if you're an anaconda you'd get trapped in there without the gap.

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