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I’m contemplating rigging my back windshield sprayer to be aimed outward and to dispense liquid ass instead of wiper fluid just for trucks that do this to me. I figure if trucks can roll coal then I can have a wiper sprayer malfunction
Have you considered releasing banana peels from below the car?
If we’re going there, I’d rather drop green turtleshells
Fake left tailpipe sawn-off shotgun for tire annihilation.