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[–] [email protected] 0 points 23 hours ago (7 children)

Thanks for reminding me of the thing I forgot about days ago, person who is clearly still v upset about it

[–] Dasus 1 points 22 hours ago (6 children)

"Forgot" is not how you write "I'm shivering and seething and I can't answer a simple question but I'm still gonna delude myself about that"

Which one of the following English sentences would you use to express admiration and adoration of a person?

"[female celebrity] is my heroine!"

OR

"[female celebrity] is my hero!"

See if you use the first one, as your rhetoric implies you want to, and think everyone should participate in this needless gendering, then you're implicitly saying you don't understand that saying "x is my heroin" outloud means you're addicted to something instead of admiring it (and that you don't understand that "hero" is the colloquially used form). Which leads us back to me having a better command of the English language than you, making this conversation rather futile. <3

[–] [email protected] 0 points 9 hours ago (5 children)

Come on, you can go longer than that. I believe in you.

[–] Dasus 1 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Which one of the following English sentences would you use to express admiration and adoration of a person?

"[female celebrity] is my heroine!"

OR

"[female celebrity] is my hero!"

See if you use the first one, as your rhetoric implies you want to, and think everyone should participate in this needless gendering, then you're implicitly saying you don't understand that saying "x is my heroin" outloud means you're addicted to something instead of admiring it (and that you don't understand that "hero" is the colloquially used form). Which leads us back to you being a coward who can't stand behind his own words.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

That horse you're beating is not only dead, it's completely skeletonized.

[–] Dasus 1 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Oh the one where you're a scaredy-cat who won't answer but still has an obsession over "getting the last word" because he thinks that will mean he won't have taken the massive L he took?

Zzzzz

Which one of the following English sentences would you use to express admiration and adoration of a person?

"[female celebrity] is my heroine!"

OR

"[female celebrity] is my hero!"

See if you use the first one, as your rhetoric implies you want to, and think everyone should participate in this needless gendering, then you're implicitly saying you don't understand that saying "x is my heroin" outloud means you're addicted to something instead of admiring it (and that you don't understand that "hero" is the colloquially used form). Which leads us back to me having a better command of the English language than you, making this conversation rather futile. <3

[–] [email protected] 0 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

I prefer the longer posts. The mental image of you sitting there typing away, grinning at all the great points you're making, and knowing full well that I'm not going to read them but doing it anyway

[–] Dasus 1 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

I'm copy pasting a question you've spent a week actively dodging because you know you're wrong about it. The only thing is your ego doesn't allow you to quit so now you're literally pinning this massive L on your profile.

Which one of the following English sentences would you use to express admiration and adoration of a person?

"[female celebrity] is my heroine!"

OR

"[female celebrity] is my hero!"

See if you use the first one, as your rhetoric implies you want to, and think everyone should participate in this needless gendering, then you're implicitly saying you don't understand that saying "x is my heroin" outloud means you're addicted to something instead of admiring it (and that you don't understand that "hero" is the colloquially used form). Which leads us back to me having a better command of the English language than you, making this conversation rather futile. <3

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