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Anon's lacking pissing habits (lemmy.today)

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[–] SmackemWittadic 4 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

You face towards the toilet, stand right on the toilet seat, and aim the shit directly into the water.

That gives you highest drop distance for maximum splash sound and maximum bitches.