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[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I use a nice "watch-your-shit" toilet

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

weird that the hole is in the front. most American toilets have the hole directly under your butthole and the poop just goes straight in (most of the time) with the water breaking it's fall on the way.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

New German Toilets are the same, but if you have the luck of living in an older building you will find this versions.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago

huh, wish i could remember when i lived in germany but i was super young at the time.