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[–] [email protected] 50 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (6 children)

Obligatory bidet comment. You don't have to wipe like you're trying to get peanut butter out of carpet. All shits become the same with a bidet, whether a short sticky stoagie or a hot wet mess of diarrhea. Imagine trying to clean a mud snowman off your driveway with a pressure washer. It can do anything.

[–] PagPag 12 points 4 days ago

You don't have to wipe like you're trying to get peanut butter out of carpet.

I lol’d

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