this post was submitted on 13 Dec 2024
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[–] [email protected] 38 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Glad the desk won’t get in the way of me jerking off

[–] shneancy 8 points 5 days ago (1 children)

same, i could even do both at once. for some reason my right hand can do everything but effectively give me pleasure

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 days ago

Obviously it's because God gave you the gift of being able to browse the Internet effectively while doing the deed