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[–] disguy_ovahea 38 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (8 children)

Wild turkeys fly very short distances, kinda like a jump on the moon. They freak out and sling feathers everywhere, travel in groups, and collectively make a fuck-ton of noise.

I’m pretty sure we started eating them just to shut them the fuck up.

[–] CommissarVulpin 22 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

collectively make a fuck-ton of noise

Wow, they really are the perfect mascot for the US

[–] kemsat 3 points 3 weeks ago

Nah, bald eagles are thieves & bullies.

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