this post was submitted on 19 Nov 2024
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[–] demonmittenhands 192 points 4 weeks ago (20 children)

Two weeks, huh? The US is around 3,000 miles from coast to coast, so that puts him over 200 miles skateboarding every single day... I'm not sure, but the person who didn't know mountains exist might be dumb.

[–] [email protected] 139 points 4 weeks ago (9 children)

Just go faster. I don't get it.

[–] [email protected] 106 points 4 weeks ago (7 children)

Paint the skateboard red if you have to.

[–] grandkaiser 2 points 3 weeks ago

Paint it yella to make it shootyer

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