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Why don't they just go home? (Wrong Answers Only) (self.mash)
submitted 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) by randomdeadguy to c/[email protected]
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Just about every episode of MASH I've seen, somebody claims that they hate Korea, or that they hate the stupid Army, or that they don't even know why they're at war. I don't get it. Why don't they all go home? If nobody wants to work there, how come they never leave?

Please respond with wrong answers.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 weeks ago (4 children)

Hot Lips.

[–] randomdeadguy 2 points 4 weeks ago (3 children)

I asked for wrong answers, but that's good too.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

You're supposed to ask why Hot Lips is there.

[–] randomdeadguy 2 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Yeah! Why is Hot Lips there anyway?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

I'm glad you asked. Hot Lips Houlihan, the woman who could talk a snake out of its skin, is staying in Vietnam. She's hawking war bonds to grunts! I swear she could sell ice cream to an Eskimo.