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Space pirates' ultimate version of walking the plank would be sending their victims into a black hole (lemm.ee)
submitted 1 month ago by [email protected] to c/showerthoughts
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Passing the event horizon, spaghettification, and certain death await. Yarrr.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (8 children)

That's normal space pirate stuff. I'm taking about the extreme space pirating where people tremble at the mention of the name of the pirate because he/she/it black holes them.

[–] Kaput 2 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Weld a cheese grater devise to block the airlick

[–] pennomi 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Do NOT lick the airlock

[–] Kaput 4 points 1 month ago

But there might be cheese crumbs left.

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