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If this ever became cannon, it would mean smurfette isn't necissarily the huge slut everyone assumes the series paints her as.
See, the theory going is that for every 1 male smurf besides papa smurf you see, it means smurfette had sex, got pregnant, and delivered birth.
Now since we don't know much about smurf births, we don't know if it's like humans, where it's 1 at a time, or if it's like animals where 12 might pop out per round.
Somehow though, despite not being human, the going assumption is that it's a 1:1 ratio of pregnancies to births. If that's true, that means she's had sex and given birth something like 35 times. All from Papa Smurf.
Which brings up the age issue. That would mean Papa Smurf was fucking this girl since she was pre-puberty age. And since the assumption again is that everything the smurfs do is human like, including aging, that would mean Papa Smurf is currently like 75 years old. And the rest of the village would be in their teenage years to their early 20s depending on the smurf.
It also means smurfette was like 10, and papa smurf was in his late 50s at the youngest, but more likely in his late 60s when he began fucking smurfette.
But if this comic becomes canon, all of that can change. First of all, it would mean not only are smurfs mutants, but also there are more females than just smurfette. It also implies that the village is artificially keeping smurfette small in size.
It also suggests that the other female smurfs didn't die. They abandoned their village.
So you begin to ask yourself why. And my thought is that papa smurf runs a controlling environment, much like the taliban, that's meant to control smurfs, and keep them in line.
However if male smurfs leave the village, nothing happens. But if female smurfs leave the village, they gain independence, intelligence, and become human size.
So that means smurfette didn't birth the current group of smurfs. It means she just hasn't run away yet.
It also suggests that the controlling nature of the smurf society conditions the large female smurfs to emotionally seperate from their past. Having no fond feelings of the village, or their problems.
Mystic could EASILY kill Gargamel, and save smurf village, but as shown here, she's instead killed far more xmurfs herself than Gargamel is ever have shown to.
It also suggests there are other unseen female smurfs out there in the world. Which would suggest that they're prone to either hiding, or possibly blending in with humans so far.
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