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[–] [email protected] 80 points 1 month ago (8 children)

Who profits the most from such schemes? Credit card processor companies. I believe they're trying to trick us.

[–] CluckN 15 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Who is powering all those transactions? Big Electric trying to stop paper and stone from making a comeback.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Why use stone when we have very good teeth and fingernails? Big stone wants to make us week. Not big big stone, which we can't lift unless very strong, but big little stone.

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