Squabbles.io - Meme Reddit
Discuit.net - Old.Reddit
Tildes.net - Mature Reddit.
Trust Cafe - Wikipedia Reddit
Raddle.me - Anarcho Reddit
lemmygrad.ml - Tankie Reddit
Saidit.net - Troll Reddit
Lobste.rs - I still don't have an invite Reddit
klique.io - Newborn Reddit
Beehaw.org - Positivity Reddit
lemmy.world - Tech-dad Reddit
lemmynsfw.com Porn Reddit
kbin.social - New Reddit
Is that a fair summary?
There is no real question here, removing per rule 1.
Is it because I said Tankie?
No you directly broke the first rule of this sublemmy
By asking a closed question?
Yep, it would've been open-ended if you asked others what they thought of the various instances and website.
Where's the question in this post? I swear Lemmy users would just upvote everything they see lol
Are the characterisations of the different alternatives a fair summary?
I mean... I guess? I don't know what would the difference between New and Newborn mean between sites. And Beehaw isn't just about positivity, I find their community content in general on the higher quality end. But even if the summaries were true, it's still not in the right subreddit lol.