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This is the perfect opportunity to recreationally infect yourself with rare short term diseases. Try breaking your arm or nose so you have a story. Self harm has never been so cheap.
Edit: See evasive_chimpanzee's comment here, as the following seems to be incorrect information
Seriously though get checked for prostate cancer. Especially if you're over 25 it's very possible and catching it early will be a massive difference.
Same for everyone reading this. I doubt it's that expensive so please look into it and get checked if affordable where you are.
Checking for prostate cancer is super easy now and doesn't even require a finger in your bum. It's a simple blood test that is far more accurate than the traditional manual method. I get one done every time I have a physical since they just add it on to the other stuff they check my blood for.
What if I want a finger in my bum?
Swear to god I'd rather take a finger in the ass than a needle in my arm