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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Anon owns a pair of cursed jeans (sh.itjust.works)

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[–] [email protected] 106 points 2 months ago (11 children)

First rule of living with constantly upset stomach: before ever trying to fart, go sit on the toilet. Preferably with pants off.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

I call those the safety farts.

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