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[–] Angry_Autist -1 points 3 months ago (4 children)

We are part of the cycle too, our body nutrients will help grow the grass that feed's Biggun's great great grandchildren.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Nah. You'll be pumped full of preservatives so that your funeral and viewing can be held 2 weeks later to give your relatives time to travel. Then you'll be buried in a plastic coffin in a hole filled with cement.

You're nutrients ain't doing shit.

[–] Angry_Autist 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Assumptions all around, my funeral arrangements are a quick trip to the crematorium and a quick sprinkle in a forest.

I'm not paying to have my corpse mummified or put in a box, seems wasteful.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago
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