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[–] [email protected] 43 points 4 months ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 52 points 4 months ago (2 children)

that's cool but I think most people prefer to eat them

[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago

that's what i thought

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

It might taste alittle different at this point.

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot 19 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Moving to the country, gonna fuck a lot of peaches

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

I dreamed about you, womaaaan

[–] robocall 8 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I like making a cobbler with peaches and strawberries mixed together

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago (2 children)

it's just eating a straight peach that I don't like. it's not good enough to justify the mess, and my autism doesn't like biting through the furry skin. canned peaches, and any pastry made with peaches, I will eat all day long.

[–] samus12345 8 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Have you tried gay peaches instead?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

I have not. what state do those come from

[–] [email protected] 0 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Have you tried getting them out in Georgia?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

yeah I drive through twice a year