this post was submitted on 29 Jun 2024
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[–] [email protected] 27 points 4 months ago (2 children)

It's a bummer how killing strangers for your government is glorified.

Killing for yourself: Government will track you down, kick your door in and throw you in prison and maybe send you into the death row.

Killing for your government: Government will provide training, shelter, equipment, pay you and award you medals.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 4 months ago

Killing for your government: Government will track you down, kick your door in and throw you in prison for refusing to.

Fixed thar for you :P

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

Do not forget about right to rape and steal dishwashers on your government enemy territory!