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Anon meets his gf's parents (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 4 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (25 children)

So, what do we Europeans whip out and place on the coffee table to make a statement?

[–] Ziglin 6 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Water pistols. (Optionally modified to shoot liquid nitrogen)

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

While it sounds badass "shooting" liquid nitrogen is in fact quite useless. Source: i had liquid nitrogen poured over my hands at room temp. It just feels like cold water as it quickly evaporates before actually touching it.

See video for example and when it acts different.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jnsDdJwW-KU

[–] Ziglin 1 points 4 months ago

It's not meant to cause too much damage. If I wanted that I'd attach a match to the front and shoot fuel instead but that sounds even less legal.

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