this post was submitted on 14 Jun 2024
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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[–] [email protected] 58 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (20 children)

OK, this one got me pretty good. But does anyone else come out with some weird shit when they're on their own? I do more and more as time goes on.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

14 year olds who masturbate on basically everything, to everything, in everything, everywhere

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

Wait we're supposed to stop after we turn 15?

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