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Okay, we can be spooky all year round :)
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"Looks like you were living as a free person for a few months here and there between your exploitations. We will have to reject your job application because you might tell our wage slaves what it is like to be free."
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No one really cares how you're doing. They just want to make microwave noises with their mouth (small talk) so they dont think about their shitty lives in the deafening silence of existence.
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Imaginary sky daddy friend? No thanks, I'm already up to capacity with my multiple personalities.
(lemmy.ml)
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I should have been born as a Limited Liability Corporation.
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This shitpost is sponsored by the Useless Red Circle Industrial Complex
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You never know what people are thinking until you ask. And even then, it's probably a lie.
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Shame they didnt make a move. We could have been high together.
Or I could have been high and they could have slowly grown to resent me over the years... again.
And they wonder why getting married is a hard no from me! We don't need a government contract to love each other, to leave each other.
Stay or go, sall good bro.
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MFW friends/family ask me to if I want to leave the basement voluntarily to go do something
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I pay 69% of my income to exist in a basement. I am going to spend every second I can down here so I can get my money's worth.
Maybe if they paid me, I could quit one of my part time jobs and there would be time to hang out. None have yet to take me up on this deal.
