zqwzzle

joined 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 41 points 2 hours ago (2 children)

“Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.”

[–] [email protected] 10 points 19 hours ago

You can get a clock that is set up counter clockwise to mess with people

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

True they could be changing their trump brand diapers.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Crippling anxiety?

[–] [email protected] 33 points 2 days ago (4 children)

Planetary intergalactic.

[–] [email protected] 182 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Have you seen what they’re leaving us? No thanks.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

Only interested in the pull my finger emote.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Barn owls: Excellent

 

Waiting patiently for your squadmate to die democratically

 

As collected from /r/programmerhumor. I think I got all of them.

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