zeet

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[–] zeet 223 points 5 months ago (11 children)

You're supposed to put each machine on top of each other, hence the term full stack developer.

[–] zeet 13 points 5 months ago

Oh, my, god. Pecky, look at her cloaca. It is so big.

[–] zeet 9 points 5 months ago (1 children)

The Sonix Temudriver says:

Error: Division by zero calculated successfully. Unable to break infinity.

If I hit CTRL-ALT-ȩ̴̛̛͚̖̤͉͔̜̟͎͚̠̠̣͎̐̅̿͛̀́͜͝ͅs̸͎̼̹̱̗̬̻͕̺̺̰͚̬̜̰͈͈͊̋͊̀̉̎͒͗͐́̔̕̚͝͝c̴̪͍̃̂͛̓̔̕͝ I can switch to a parallel dimension. Maybe I'll try rebooting there and then popping back here to change the localisation. Thanks!

[–] zeet 14 points 5 months ago (6 children)

hamburgers? Next you'll be telling me to set the base time references in mm-dd-yyyy, lol.

[–] zeet 16 points 6 months ago (6 children)

Nobody is asking for it, but that's not the purpose: the purpose is to stir up opposition.

I suspect a significant portion of the population will be indifferent to the proposal. At best, they'll shrug and say, 'Sure, makes sense if that's what's needed,' without bothering to think it through fully.

More liberally minded people react with justified opposition to the proposal. At that point, the Conservatives will rally the indifferent against 'the woke'. They hope to gain support by convincing people they have a common enemy.

[–] zeet 3 points 7 months ago

"Labour's slightly left of me, Reform is to the right, here I am, stuck right of middle I'm screwed." - Rishi Sunak, probably.

[–] zeet 13 points 7 months ago (1 children)

"Right lads, 'eres the job: £134k bars of the finest, ripe for the taking."

"£134k? Weight's gonna be a problem. That Luton crew got done last year overloading with £90k of Yorkies."

"Not a problem 'ere, lad, know what I'm saying?"

"... ... ... Buenos? Son of a bitch, I'm in."

[–] zeet 1 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Shouldn't the last character be a } rather than a ]?

[–] zeet 12 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (3 children)

Or, AIs who are programmed not to lie will start writing, "Hi, I'm AI," to avoid detection.

[–] zeet 12 points 8 months ago

Trams don't need to worry about no porking zones

[–] zeet 4 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Missing the apostrophe

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