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If the cat bit you then get that shit checked by a doctor asap.

Prompt fondlers got slop running down their chins.

Baby steps. Asking someone to go from nothing to investing in stocks is quite a leap.

High yield savings account at SoFi or Ally Bank will give you 4% right now.

I don't know about jersey sheets, but cotton sheets are usually measured by thread-count. The higher the thread-count the better.

I will counter with advice to spend more for a good pair of sheets. They will literally last you years. If you amortize the cost it will be worth it.

He has to create opportunity for foreign actors to funnel money to him.

It's not illegal to sell a $1,000 watch for $100,000. That way he doesn't have to actually launder the money.

The author is somehow surprised at the reactions they get when they nitpick people on their individual actions.

Get OP some singing lessons stat!

Usually fine, but when Mercury is in retrograde it becomes rich.

I'm a Cordova

I think it might be closer to applied Sacred Geometry.