In my case it was:
Me: I want to change my car tire, and i naturally assume we are parked safely in the garage. This is a routine maintenance thing after all.
Car: Sure thing! bork
Me: Umm, why are wrapped around a tree?
Car: Well, we were currently going 60mph, and we posted about it on this website.
Me: Why is there no warning that tells me that doing maintenance now will crash my car?
Car: Well like i said, there is, and it is on this website you should have gone to.
Can you order cake like you can order pizza? This calls for further investigation.