ohwhatfollyisman

joined 1 year ago
[–] ohwhatfollyisman 4 points 2 days ago

they evidently don't want you to spend a penny in their establishment.

[–] ohwhatfollyisman 59 points 2 days ago (13 children)

great. but why don't we go double and also take 8m cars off the road?

[–] ohwhatfollyisman 117 points 3 days ago (1 children)

if you don't like the reflection, don't blame the mirror.

[–] ohwhatfollyisman 1 points 3 days ago

who came third?

[–] ohwhatfollyisman 10 points 5 days ago (1 children)

there really should be a movement to crowd out any information that's deemed helpful under junk reports.

"hello, helpline? that smiling guy in the hoodie? yeah, i saw him in my park in an inconsequential corner of the country. oh? 500 other people have sighted him elsewhere? i dunno about that. can i have my 10k now?"

better still, that hoodie should become a uniform to be worn every day by every person who feels for the shooter. become the haystack that hides the needle.

[–] ohwhatfollyisman 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)

but that's the beaury of email! people don't need to be on the same app to communicate with each other!

that arbitrary walled-off garden of whatsapp doesn't hamper anyone here!

[–] ohwhatfollyisman 3 points 5 days ago

when the speakers make that crackling sound and there's no mobile phone activity nearby.

[–] ohwhatfollyisman 28 points 6 days ago (3 children)

was she, by any chance, a habitual offender?

[–] ohwhatfollyisman 2 points 6 days ago

but he wouldn't be able to puff the smoke back out. it'll all pool around the base of his neck after every inhalation.

he may be the first person to be responsible for his own second-hand smoke!

[–] ohwhatfollyisman 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

the next thing you know, the emergency services number will be changed to 0 118 999 8 8 199 9119725...

... 3.

[–] ohwhatfollyisman 7 points 1 week ago

as can almost everything in life.

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