nightofmichelinstars

joined 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

Relevant username

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

I can't tell if it's the same bird looking into a mirror or a pair of bffs where only one ever talks.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (3 children)

No dish is complete without refined corn products.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

Ngl the butter ones look like the best cookie I've ever eaten.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago

Open the blackout curtains so the bedroom isn't dark all day. They're only closed while I sleep (or try to sleep, they typed whilst lying in bed in front of closed blackout curtains).

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

She also said in her will that if anyone was gay they couldn’t get inheritance.

Interested to know if that was respected in court.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

This makes sense to me. Suicidal ideation has been one of my PMS symptoms since I first started getting my period, and I'm not actually suicidal.

[–] [email protected] 42 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

You broke my magic streak of never having had a mental picture of trump masturbating. I didn't know how special that was until it was gone, and now I want it back.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

It's Michael Che and Colin Jost, they do it every year.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

If Harris could pull together a team quick enough to feed her those zingers live, she still wins.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 weeks ago

Also why men run reds

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