ettyblatant

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[–] ettyblatant 2 points 2 months ago
[–] ettyblatant 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

That is bizarre! Do you think she might have weird stomach acid production? Like, maybe she uses the string to evacuate some sort of gross stomach fluid? I am going to lose sleep over this

[–] ettyblatant 42 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Thank you, kind stranger!

[–] ettyblatant 13 points 2 months ago

Divorce her immediately.

[–] ettyblatant 11 points 2 months ago (2 children)

She was considering speaking up about the teacher having six fingers

[–] ettyblatant 5 points 2 months ago

The Shining, then Practical Magic

[–] ettyblatant 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Yes, but, what about a Good Cat With a Gun? Endless lives could be saved!

[–] ettyblatant 0 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Indeed. I found it both shallow and pedantic.

[–] ettyblatant 5 points 2 months ago

Holy crap. I've lived in Portland for the last 2 years and I have been shocked by how unattractive everyone is. I'm not saying I'm a model or anything, but JFC it's like everyone hovers around a 4-5

[–] ettyblatant 3 points 2 months ago

drunk lush of a woman

I am certainly not here to be all like MEN DO IT TOO but I felt the need to drop an anecdote about a lead singer in a band I toured with once. He only drank black label beer, no liquor. He blacked out every night and pissed all the beds he met lol

[–] ettyblatant 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Because it was in their nature :(

[–] ettyblatant 7 points 2 months ago

The lyrics support this.

Well, the party was nice, the party was pumpin' Heya, yippie yi yo And everybody havin' a ball Huh, huh, yippie yi yo I tell the fellas start the name callin' Yippie yi yo And the girls respond to the call I heard a woman shout out Who let the dogs out? Who, who, who, who, who?

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