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Here's my list of songs I would walk out to if I was a big league baseball pitcher

I just want a sidebar to mess around with first before I make the changes to my actual community's sidebar.

I have an older model MBP (2009 era) that's still running great with Linux. No hardware or software complaints. I installed a new battery in it about a year ago and it's time for a new calibration, I think. What are some tips to fully optimize the life of the battery?

He had to break the window to get the drummer out.

A pizza can feed a family of 4

He kneels down in the booth and the priest says, "ayy, my son, what is it that's troubling ya?"

The old man replies, "forgive me, father, for I have sinned. Last night I had sex with a gorgeous 24 year old blonde woman and her very attractive mother."

The priest looks solemnly at the man for a moment, bows his head, and then says, "I see, I see... Well if that's the case then say 5 our father's and 4 hail mary's"

The old man then says to the priest, "I'm sorry father but I just can't do that. You see, I'm Jewish"

The priest looking perplexed asks the man, "I see, I see, well then what are you telling me for?"

And the old says to the priest, "father I'm 86 years old! I'm telling everybody!"