apfelwoiSchoppen

joined 1 year ago
MODERATOR OF
[–] apfelwoiSchoppen 25 points 3 days ago (11 children)

How many skateboard wheels are needed for a 3000 mile trip?

[–] apfelwoiSchoppen 14 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Give them an inch, they'll take a foot.

[–] apfelwoiSchoppen 89 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (3 children)

It is a lovely quashing of dissent of fascism that we're seeing. Make no mistake, they will go for the throat in January. But this? This is embarrassing and a dereliction of oath and accountability. This should have been done in 2021 instead of making this wet fart of a political statement in the year of an election.

[–] apfelwoiSchoppen 1 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

They cure dry in the fields to a certain moisture content and then they are stored in a hay barn with proper ventilation and room. That shit in that picture won't light but sure, any dipshit can add enough accelerant to something and it will burn.

[–] apfelwoiSchoppen 6 points 3 days ago

One tip to ensure that they'll float in the boil, test one after your final proof by floating it in room temp tap water. If it floats, you're ready to go. Plop them all in the fridge until morning. If it doesn't float, continue proofing until one does float.

✌️

[–] apfelwoiSchoppen 2 points 3 days ago

This was February of 2022. He isn't even the President of Brazil anymore.

[–] apfelwoiSchoppen 12 points 3 days ago

Fuck insurance companies, may they burn.

[–] apfelwoiSchoppen 9 points 4 days ago (8 children)

Killing Chrome will be a short-term problem but necessary nonetheless.

[–] apfelwoiSchoppen 5 points 4 days ago

I'd be fine with them contributing to open source browser development, but closed source proprietary requirement nonsense needs to cease.

[–] apfelwoiSchoppen 19 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (8 children)

Hay is typically wet and holds into moisture, and this is definitely made of hay no doubt. That said, hay isn't normally flammable. The flammable stuff not in the picture is straw.

[–] apfelwoiSchoppen 6 points 4 days ago (4 children)

So they would vote for Vance in that case, which is technically successional.

[–] apfelwoiSchoppen 10 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (2 children)

Exactly, this is a strange concept to get hung up on. In China and North and South Korea, a woman in a stereotypical heterosexual marriage keeps her name and the children get the father's name. There are numerous traditions globally.

1
FCN: Nnamdi Collins is also expected to join (www-liga--zwei-de.translate.goog)
submitted 4 months ago by apfelwoiSchoppen to c/eintracht
 

Nnamdi Collins looks to be headed to Nürnberg on a one year loan with no purchase option. Considering the needs of a back four, not so sure this is a good idea especially as defenders can be prone to injury. Last year, Collins showed well with his late season appearances and looked to be making a push for a regular spot on the roster. A one year loan could get him more minutes and experience though. Interesting development.

Original Deutsch Link: https://www.liga-zwei.de/1-fc-nuernberg-auch-nnamdi-collins-soll-kommen/

0
submitted 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) by apfelwoiSchoppen to c/eintracht
 

With Eintracht and Toppmüller wanting a system switch to a back four, there is a need for additional players. Currently, Tuta, Pacho, Koch, Collins, and Amenda are available for the needs in a back four arrangement.

Rumor is that Eintracht is on the case for Danish right back Rasmus Kristensen from Leeds United. He's recently played at AS Roma as well. Leeds is asking for around €15 million, so Eintracht may consider a loan due to the hefty fee.

Looking at the pulse of fans from Leeds and Roma, and how he played at both, it seems like this would not be a solid starting move, but a depth move. His performances lack quality, despite eating minutes.

English Translation Link: https://www-sge4ever-de.translate.goog/sge-kurz-vor-einigung-mit-daenemark-verteidiger/?_x_tr_sl=de&_x_tr_tl=en&_x_tr_hl=en&_x_tr_pto=wapp

0
submitted 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) by apfelwoiSchoppen to c/eintracht
 

Igor Matanović is back from his loan in Karlsruhe, and ready to make his mark at the club. He says he rather likes to be alone at the front, but works well with another striker too. Eintracht is said to be flush with striker options this year with Matanović, Marmoush, and Ekitike. I'd personally like to see Marmoush move back into a 10 position and have both Matanović and Ekitike play a dual striker formation. There is still plenty of time before the start of the season. Training and the friendlies in North America will give us some clues.

English translation of the article: https://www-sge4ever-de.translate.goog/igor-matanovic-ich-freue-mich-extrem-wieder-zurueck-zu-sein/?_x_tr_sl=auto&_x_tr_tl=en&_x_tr_hl=en&_x_tr_pto=wapp

-1
Eintracht IPO Possible (www.hessenschau.de)
submitted 4 months ago by apfelwoiSchoppen to c/eintracht
 

Translation into English:


IPO could make equity increase possible

According to information from Bild on Sunday, Eintracht is toying with the idea of going public. Interested parties are to be offered a package of shares, which, however, does not include voting rights at the Annual General Meeting. With the sale, Eintracht wants to increase its equity (currently 60 million euros) by 50 million euros. CEO Axel Hellmann is said to have recently instructed the Supervisory Board to examine the move. At a press conference on Friday, Hellmann indicated: "We are interested in sustainably securing capital procurement. Our own equity base and securing liquidity in order to remain capable of acting beyond one season." According to the members' resolution, the registered association may not hold less than 60 percent of the shares and a potential investor may not acquire more than 24.9 percent in order to prevent a blocking minority.


Hellmann continues to agitate the fanbase, at least from my perspective. This would make me far far less interested in the club, if it were to happen. You'd have a hydra of interests controlling how the club behaves and we have that problem enough already.

0
submitted 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) by apfelwoiSchoppen to c/eintracht
 

Hellmann gave a press conference interview where he talked about the analysis of last season. The analysis covered different aspects, including self criticisms from the staff. He believes Eintracht has a really strong team with a strong coaching staff, but thinks they have to make fans believe again.

He said something that he may come to regret in his exact choice of words:

This club has its own peculiarities and that does not depend on where we are in the league table. Please do not take this in pyrotechnic terms: We have to turn this stadium into a castle in which we can ignite people.

While his statement is very true, we might see some ultra light shows at his request this season. 😆 🔥 🧨 🔥

Original story: https://www.sge4ever.de/axel-hellmann-will-das-stadion-wieder-zu-einer-burg-machen/

-1
submitted 4 months ago by apfelwoiSchoppen to c/eintracht
 

It has been known for some time, but now it is official: After 304 competitive matches and 24,606 minutes of competitive play for Eintracht Frankfurt, Makoto Hasebe is moving. Not the club, but from defense to the sidelines: The Asian with the most Bundesliga games of all time (384) will stay with the Eagles and will be Dennis Schmitt's assistant coach in the new U21 coaching team for the 2024/25 season alongside Arber Mustafa and Dennis Merten (focus on analysis). This will be the first time that the 2018 DFB Cup winner and 2022 UEFA Europa League winner has taken on a coaching position, but Hasebe is not breaking new ground. The 114-time Japanese international took his first steps in coaching during his active career. At the end of 2021, he successfully took part in the DFB 'Players Pathway' project, as part of which he coached the then U15 team at Riederwald, among others. The 40-year-old now holds the B+ license. Hasebe, who was named Asia's international footballer of the year in 2018, will start his duties on September 1st and will bring his experience from almost 700 competitive matches as a professional to Eintracht's oldest training team.

Alexander Richter, head of the youth performance center: "We are very, very proud to have won Makoto as a coach for our youth performance center. He has shown great interest in starting his coaching career with Eintracht Frankfurt's youth team. We are very happy to accompany him on this path and will try to develop him further in this new role. In the first few meetings, Makoto was very friendly and open and we are sure that our boys can benefit as much as possible from his extensive experience."

Makoto Hasebe: "I am of course looking forward to the new challenge and am very grateful to Eintracht for giving me this opportunity. I am also incredibly happy to be able to continue working at this club. I was a professional footballer for 23 years and have gained a lot of experience during that time, but the job of a coach is completely different. First of all, I need to gain as much experience as possible in my new position and develop myself step by step."

Archived Link: https://web.archive.org/save/https%3A%2F%2Fnachwuchs.eintracht.de%2Fnews%2Fhasebe-verstaerkt-u21-trainerteam-159730

 

Krösche and Toppmüller continue to speak very directly about Igor Matanović and his development as a target man striker. Could he be a missing piece of the Eintracht formation that unlocks scoring potential of the club?

Translated into English: https://www-fr-de.translate.goog/eintracht-frankfurt/durchbruch-der-neue-zielspieler-eintrachts-hoffnung-auf-den-zr-93180111.html?_x_tr_sl=de&_x_tr_tl=en&_x_tr_hl=en&_x_tr_pto=sc

Archived Link: https://web.archive.org/save/https%3A%2F%2Fwww.fr.de%2Feintracht-frankfurt%2Fdurchbruch-der-neue-zielspieler-eintrachts-hoffnung-auf-den-zr-93180111.html

-1
submitted 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) by apfelwoiSchoppen to c/eintracht
 

Buried under Bahoya's kid bro attaching himself to the SGE, and Trapp's thoughts on the first day of training, there is a blurb about transfer poaching. Krösche expects Willian Pacho and Omar Marmoush to get offers from the EPL in August once the transfer window starts to shake out. For context, Transfermarkt currently has Pacho's value set at €35m and Marmoush's set at €22m. The fees established by Krösche seem to indicate that he's declared them as off the market.

Link Translated to English: https://www-sge4ever-de.translate.goog/sge-kompakt-bahoya-bruder-vor-eintracht-wechsel/?_x_tr_sl=auto&_x_tr_tl=en&_x_tr_hl=en&_x_tr_pto=wapp

Archived Link: https://web.archive.org/save/https%3A%2F%2Fwww.sge4ever.de%2Fsge-kompakt-bahoya-bruder-vor-eintracht-wechsel%2F

-1
Højlund Signed (lemmy.world)
submitted 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) by apfelwoiSchoppen to c/eintracht
 

Eintracht appears to have signed Oscar Højlund as training begins.

Birdsite link https://x.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1811029319516320144

0
submitted 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) by apfelwoiSchoppen to c/eintracht
0
submitted 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) by apfelwoiSchoppen to c/eintracht
 

The start of training is bringing finalization to coaching needs and organizational needs.

Zembrod worked alongside Toppmüller under Nagelsmann at Bayern. Fießer, a former Eintracht youth player and assistant coach for SGE, comes with recent experience as an assistant with Vitesse Arnheim and VfL Bochum.

They are both signed on and expected on the touchline tomorrow for the start of training. That brings the total assistant coach count to four. Zembrod and Fießer join Stefan Buck and Erwin Bradasch as assistant coaches to Toppmüller. Bradasch has departed the club as of today per: https://x.com/inside_ffm/status/1810657780988006744

A technical director role reporting to Timmo Hardung is expected to be filled by Gelson Fernandes, Permin Schwegler, or Marco Neppe. Fernandes and Schwegler are both former Eintracht players, both with experience in club management since they retired. Neppe's bona-fides is from Bayern, where he was in a similar role.

https://web.archive.org/save/https%3A%2F%2Fwww.sge4ever.de%2Fdoppelpack-zembrod-und-fiesser-als-co-und-ein-neuer-technischer-direktor%2F

English Translation (If anyone knows of a translation site which serves translated links that isn't Google, please hit me up): https://www-sge4ever-de.translate.goog/doppelpack-zembrod-und-fiesser-als-co-und-ein-neuer-technischer-direktor/?_x_tr_sl=de&_x_tr_tl=en&_x_tr_hl=en&_x_tr_pto=wapp

view more: ‹ prev next ›