ThiccSemperTyrannis

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[–] ThiccSemperTyrannis 11 points 1 year ago

Echoing a big thanks to everyone here. I've been on other platforms since the mid 2000s, and this is the first time in a very long time that I've felt that this is the start (obviously not downplaying the efforts of users of Lemmy before...things...happened elsewhere) of something special. That being said, this is not a "mission accomplished" moment - we all have to work together to keep this going. A lot of us are recently coming from a platform where the sheer mass of thousands of users online simultaneously was keeping a reasonable flow of content coming. Keep posting first and third party content, keep asking questions, keep fomenting discussion, and keep being nice and welcoming!

[–] ThiccSemperTyrannis 3 points 1 year ago

That was indeed 2.8 at racing speed, as they maintained that speed (save for keeping left to avoid the debris field and then Russell) up until the safety car notification came out. I believe that both were actually clear of the debris field before the local yellow for that, which was only there momentarily before the safety car. It was at the exit of the hairpin that that the SC was called, Oscar accelerated down the straight, and Lando pretty much didn't.

The actual amount that you are allowed to slow down is kind of nebulous. When the safety car comes out, per sporting code 55.7 there is a delta time that the drivers must stay above (which is to say, be slower than). The stewards' decision makes no mention of this code section or the associated penalties described therein, so Lando was presumably within this parameter, which is to say that he was driving slowly as directed by the sporting code. This is the parameter that he mentioned in the interview.

This means that the crux of the issue is sporting code 55.5, which, among other things, directs that under safety car conditions that no car may be driven UNNECESSARILY slowly. See what I mean about nebulous? There is the hard delta, but then gray area between that and barely creeping along. It comes down to conditions on the track and the stewards' judgment. In this case, the track conditions relating to his competitors were the problem. As Lando was going along slowly, Charles was tucked in behind him. Neither him nor Ferrari were cross on the radio about pace. Alex, however, was tucked in behind Charles and noted on the straight that "the Mclaren is holding back". Further drivers accumulated in the train heading down casino.

Sporting code 55.5 doesn't have any specific codified penalties enumerated therein, but impeding other drivers by building a gap ahead when they are unable to pass due to the safety car condition (save for positions gained on the pit cycle) is unacceptable. That's why they had to go with a breach of sporting ethics instead. As an aside, the track map graphic was up when all of this was going on (at least on F1TV), and the vast gulf that developed after Oscar followed by the Lando train had me with my head in my hands.

[–] ThiccSemperTyrannis 12 points 1 year ago (4 children)

I'm a papaya simp, but Oscar and Lando were running consecutively when all this kicked off and I agree with the stewards on this. Let's look at the data.

Gap when sector 2 caution was flown: 2.9s

Gap when safety car was called: 2.8s

Gap when arriving at pits: 7.3s

At the beginning of that lap, Lando was instructed on the radio to give 100% pace. They were in the lap window for the first of a two stop strategy, and that direction usually means that pitting is imminent. A safety car in that timeframe is a literal no-brainer for a stop.

Lando asserts that the team did not direct him to box until he was most of the way down Casino. That's technically true. However, when Lando was at the exit of turn ten, he received the radio message "Lando, safety car, safety car, you are the second car, you are the second car. Oscar 3."

Lando already knew that Oscar was the car ahead. He had overtaken Nico at the tail end of the previous lap, and even if he forgot that his teammate was the preceding car to do that, they were accordioned in 10. Once both cars were on Casino, Oscar accelerated off at a pace sufficient to cause the car to scrape down the track. Lando was on-off throttle and was weaving around.

This can only leave us with the obvious, which is that Lando received and acted upon tacit instruction to build a gap between him and Oscar to allow for the double stack.

[–] ThiccSemperTyrannis 3 points 1 year ago

All changes in parc ferme were either with comparable parts or within allocation, so the final starting grid matches the provisional.

I'm really excited to have my best bois Lando, Oscar, and Alex in the top ten, but honestly expect that they (along with Nico) will mostly just cause a traffic jam. Here's to hoping though.

[–] ThiccSemperTyrannis 2 points 1 year ago

Nice, when I was writing my original comment I was wondering about doing it that way

[–] ThiccSemperTyrannis 6 points 1 year ago

Don't have to brush your teeth if meth made them all fall out lol

[–] ThiccSemperTyrannis 22 points 1 year ago (4 children)

I should clarify that I live in a remote area where a lot of people are homophobes. Anything directed towards one's ass is, as the kids would say, sus af to these folks.

[–] ThiccSemperTyrannis 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The other homie already answered, but if you're interested in more in-depth explanations of these FIA summonses, decisions, and other stuff there is a link on the FIA's website homepage (cookie and downloads warning) that takes you to the F1 official documents archive.

[–] ThiccSemperTyrannis 29 points 1 year ago (12 children)

I'm from the US. While I have travelled to locales where they are commonplace, I never actually tried one. When lockdown and the tp crisis started, however, I purchased one online. I now hate having to use any lavatory that doesn't have a bidet.

Q - Doesn't it feel weird? A - No. Some people are worried that it may feel sexual. It doesn't. It's just a localized shower on your ass, which is something you hopefully do regularly.

Q - Won't it just push detritus away from the epicenter and make a mess? A - It can, if the bidet has narrow spray. Mine does this. Just do a quick shimmy that makes the jet draw a decreasing radius spiral.

Q - Doesn't everything get wet? A - Some bidets have air dryers, but in the absence of, yes. Keep tp in the lav to address this. The quick wipe to address this still saves a ton of tp.

[–] ThiccSemperTyrannis 5 points 1 year ago

Definitely a bummer for Hulk. At least the stewards were gentle. As for the messiness...yeah. It's actually impressive that they got the starting grid out in a statistically average time, given how many summonses were issued.

[–] ThiccSemperTyrannis 1 points 1 year ago

Oh definitely, as of late I've generally just operated under the assumption that we'll be out in Q2. The chaos of wet weather always opens the door though. Both boys getting to Q3 when the playing field is leveled keeps the barest trickle of hopium flowing.

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