Super long, but told me all I need to know about never trying this mode again
TheSpookiestUser
I died three times during my apprenticeship and I turned out just fine. Apprentices today are so sensitive, "oh gods please help I'm melting" - get over it and fetch me that gelatinous cube sample like I asked!
Reminds me of a lion's pelt, all it needs is a mane
I use the Warthog with 1-1-2-2-1 and Magnetic Pellet Alignment. It will kill common bugs with a single shot to the mouth at decent range, has a good firing rate, and the ammo is plentiful. You can use the turret whip to get stragglers on the ceiling out of your effective reach. It does struggle a bit with larger enemies, though, I admit.
That's blood on that hammer isn't it
For a long time I was a detestable Scorch user, but now I've seen the light.
It doesn't come as a surprise. I don't think anyone here is surprised.
Modding is the way
This post is what made me realize the vandalized one I saw was fake. Goddamn.
The absolute easiest way without having to use an external site would probably be to post 1 comment per option you want voted on, lock the post, and ask people to upvote the option they want. This also lets people vote for multiple options at once, for better or worse.
If you want to use an external site consider Strawpoll. Very quick and easy to set up.