TexasDrunk

I love your damn face, friend. Fuck your cardiologist.

I hope there are security tapes.

I'm going to sue the guy at the bar that tells me I'm always hammered when I see him but doesn't say the same thing to everyone else at the bar.

The best one being "Damn, this looks stupid".

I think there's a time between "This thing is possible I guess" and "you're already fucked" that I'd like to hear about things.

Spirit outsources the slap to whoever is sitting in seat 1C.

They'll send you an email with a link that you need a password to get into or the attachments are encrypted. I've seen it used mainly in clinics for HIPAA compliance and law offices.

And ebaum's world. And rotten. And something awful.

I never put that together with wardriving but that's exactly what it is. Thank you for that.

Unrelated story: ~20 years ago I was in the military and broke as hell. I went wardriving in my neighborhood looking for open wifi and found a business not too far away that had it. So I built an antenna out of a coffee can, mounted it up just outside my window, and got free wifi for months.

From the WaPo article (where the daily dot got its info)

He also promised advisers he would not regularly invite her to travel with him on his plane

Emphasis mine. He didn't dump her, he just said he wouldn't invite her regularly.

It's a Patrón thing. I'd be having more fun than anyone else if I were hammered right now.

There's another reply further down that goes into specifics. I ain't the one because I didn't come with receipts and I'm just a drunk.