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I'd also like to add she's dumb as a rock, just in case anyone missed that.

Spez is a pretty standard tech bro, so of course he wants to jam "AI" into everything he can.

That seems like a good way to get fleas.

Trump is a psychopath that should not be allowed to drive a car let alone a country.

Good news then, presidents and former presidents aren't allowed to drive themselves. So at least we won't have to deal with Trump claiming that deep state operatives switched the gas and brake peddles.

"Sometimes I feel like you say the word 'Revolver' just because you like the word 'Revolver'.

It's probably better then the days old garbage they usually scavenge. And I cut off the moldy part too.

I bought one of those vegan Spam-a-likes and I have to say I really didn't like it.

I my thought process was "Spam's so heavily processed, how much worse could it be if no meat were involved?" the answer turned out to be "A lot." I don't know how to describe it. It's like... you know how there are all beef hot dogs, but they don't taste anything like beef? It was kinda that but with Spam... but Spam isn't very meat like to begin with.

All that being said, after the plant based Spam sat in my fridge until it started to get fuzzy, I threw it out for the stray cats in my neighborhood. Despite the fact I found it to be quite unappealing, starving alley cats found it to be meat like enough to eat it... which I guess is a mark in it's favor?

I'm guessing the hype train has slowed down, the initial investment money has been pocketed uppermost management so now the middle managers have been tasked with "Make the company profitable somehow or your fired." So they're hiking prices to try and fill a massive hole in the budget and they're using AI slop production as a fig leaf to cover it up.

You could also try leaving a sprinkler watering your plants. I've managed to get tomatoes through mild (and some not so mild) freezes that way.

Don't forget the voter suppression before the election. They'll have long list of blue voters that must be purged because maybe one of them is illegally voting.

Honestly, I was expecting Christian nationalist. Especially since over the past decade Taylor's gone from the right-wings idealized "aryan goddess" to "Evil woke woman who must be degraded at every opportunity".

What would that pan even be used to cook? I'm having a hard time picturing a use for it.