SendMeBakedBeans

Ngl I thought this was a One Piece joke and was really trying to decipher it from that angle for a while

And Bland, Australia

I eat a lot of Parmesan so it does actually hit different lmao

That's because makers of Parmigiano-Reggiano are implanting microchips into the casings of their 90-pound cheese wheels as the latest move to ward off counterfeiters, The Wall Street Journal reported.

Y'all gotta chill lol

This is just the other side of the "We're well adapted to this world so it must have been made for us" coin.

This is actually a real image. I'm the chicken in this photo

Skill issue

Divorced

LOL

Their eyes got poked out

Man punch hand hook punch door

Vegetable slavery