Saprophyte

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[–] Saprophyte 23 points 1 year ago (1 children)

My PolySci professor explained Israel as America's retarded cousin. He said America gives the buffoon a stick and says "I don't like that guy". The moron runs over and hits the other guy with a stick. America says "it wasn't me, it was that idiot." and when the retarded cousin comes back, America gives him a bigger stick.

[–] Saprophyte 27 points 1 year ago

100,000 challenges and not one single prosecution.

[–] Saprophyte 34 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Something I learned from trail hiking is if you're ever lost in the woods, do not panic. Just say loudly and clearly 'Elon Musk is not a genius,' and several of the most unfuckable men alive will appear out of nowhere to call you poor, then you can follow them to the parking lot where their Tesla exploded."

https://mastodon.akhepcat.com/@[email protected]/109644327293298999

[–] Saprophyte 5 points 1 year ago

Maybe try using the vboxvga vGPU with acceleration turned off? That's more of a VirtualBox error, but a quick look through their 7.0 manual suggested that.

[–] Saprophyte 84 points 1 year ago (5 children)

This is a direct quote from the Orangeutang.

“I think had they not done it to me, and I’m very popular, they like me and I like them, the Republican Party, perhaps you wouldn’t have it being done to them, and this is going to happen with indictments, too. And I think you’re going to see that as time goes by, you’re going to see Republicans when they’re in power, doing it, and it’s a shame when that happens. I’m not in favor of that, but that’s what’s going to happen because that’s human nature.”

From this article.

Arguing that the other guy is in mental decline is such a weird strategy when your guy can't put together a coherent sentence.

[–] Saprophyte 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Office software - OpenOffice

Free File Hosting - OpenSSH server and Filezilla

[–] Saprophyte 159 points 1 year ago (9 children)

Donald Trump is a poor man's idea of a rich man, a weak man's idea of a strong man, a stupid man's idea of a smart man, and a loser's idea of a playboy.

He is a caricatute and nothing more.

[–] Saprophyte 14 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] Saprophyte 93 points 1 year ago (11 children)

Remember when Chris Christie was mercilessly mocked by fox news for "hugging" Obama after he shook the President's hand during Sandy relief efforts?

Meatball Ron's campaign staff does. That guy may be an idiot, but someone on his staff had a flicker of sanity for a second to prevent the final bullet being shot into this campaign that should have died before it ever even started.

https://www.inquirer.com/philly/news/new_jersey/The_hug_that_never_was_Christie-Obama_embrace_still_reverberating_politically_one_year_later.html

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