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[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Congrats on your level up, spend your skill point wisely.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

MxM Collection and Johnny TV

Yes.

Very yes.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Those belts are fucking ridiculous.

And this is coming from the guy that loves spinner belts.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

I will have you know, sir, that I was, in fa...

Okay, you got me.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

I really dug what Marko Stunt was bringing to AEW. I'm glad he's taking his health seriously, but he was on my bucket list of wrestlers I hope to see live.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago

I hate that Nixon Newell's/Tegan Nox's entire WWE career is basically defined by terribly timed injuries.

In my heart of hearts, I'd love to see her come to AEW and eventually dethrone Mercedes or Athena, but AEW has plenty of women that are worthy of that when they're ready.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Maybe this new show will have more hugging and kissing.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (9 children)

If Jericho is going to get eyes on RoH, fine. But Jericho needs to actually appear on RoH. Since winning the belt, he's only been in recap clips and one pretaped promo. (And hopefully get him off Dynamite and Collision for a while.)

But, if those tv execs start looking into fan reactions to Jericho, it could backfire.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago (2 children)

That's some pretty good news.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago

Well now I just want it more!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago (4 children)

Right? I was going to demand more hugging in my wrestling, but now I'm going to demand more hugging and kissing!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

independently wealthy

dumber than tits on an asteroid

In my experience, this is common among independently wealthy people.

 

Hell of a card this year.

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NeoJoshizzle with a handy little video to get everyone up to speed going into TJPW's next major event.

Share your thoughts and predictions below.

 

TZM has learned that not only have DDT's Yoshihiko and WWE's Katie Vick been in a long term relationship, but that they plan to marry, as well. The happy couple revealed their plans in a MySpace post shortly after WWE announced that Vick was to be inducted into the WWE Hall of Fame.

While no date has been set as of this reporting, it was stated that AEW's Cardblade and Juicebox would be groomsmen, with Moppy serving as Katie Vick's Maid of Honor.

Yoshihiko and Katie Vick did not reply to TZM's request for comments.

 

Unable to compete after being viciously attacked by Dwayne "The Fucking Rock" Johnson, Cody Rhodes is not cleared to wrestle by WWE medical staff.

Additionally, due to his excessive potty mouth, The Dwayne "Rock Fucker" Johnson has been suspended indefinitely.

This left Wrestlemania's main event in limbo, until help came from a very unexpected benefactor: Tony Khan.

When asked to comment on the decision, Tony Khan said: "He's (referring to MJF) out of TV rotation at the moment, so we aren't using him. And his history with Cody is no secret, this is the perfect opportunity for him."

We also reached out to Triple H, who said: "We've been sending our best NXT talent to AEW for years, it's about fucking time TK returned the favor."

Triple H was then also suspended indefinitely for using the F word.

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Update: Fgihftlu has also been indefinitely suspended by WWE for use of foul language.

 

Tokyo Joshi Pro Wrestling's biggest event of the year is streaming on Wrestle Universe this Sunday, and NeoJoshizzle has posted a video breaking down the full match card.

Some big names will be featured, including (but not limited to) Aja Kong, Max The Impaler, Minoru Suzuki, Emi Sakura, Ryo Mizunami, and Masha Slamovich.

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